Memoirs of the Finger.
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(via idlerocker)
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I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.
This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.
(via 5moremonths)
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how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you. - If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
(via herpderpwong)
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(via lifes-drug)
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(via lifes-drug)
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Uhm..
I was going to say “this is by far the best salad dressing ad campaign” but it’s a bit obvious.
(via lifes-drug)
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Some of the upcoming Pokemon products (mostly from Takara Tomy) shown at the International Tokyo Toy Show! Lots of XY items coming soon, including Xerneas and Yveltal figures
(via thetommohawk)
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Frozen Swiss Landscape
In January 2005, Lake Geneva and the surrounding area were hit with a horrific ice storm. Everything was completely blanketed with ice when waves breaking on the lake’s shore hardened into a solid coating in the sub-freezing temperatures. Several boats even sank under the weight of the ice. The wind gusts reached 110 km/h (60 mph) and literally froze water sprays in their place.
“Hey Bob, yeah, I can’t come into work today.”
“What? Why? We need you here!”
“Well my car is frozen under a layer of ice.”
“Oh….okay….”
(via thetommohawk)
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(via 4gifs)
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Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?
I’m sorry but the second one looks like a murder
That last sloth, though.
“Hold my flower.”
(via 8bitmickey)
